Sorry, Tom Cruise: Katie Holmes gets topless on the beach - and she looks hot

16 Mar 2013 10:05

That's right: sexy Katie is BACK as she strips almost naked for a new advert. Tom Cruise is probably gutted right now

The arm bra: sexy, but impractical for beach volleyball

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We did not expect to type these words this morning, but look! Here's Joey from Dawson's Creek, almost naked!

That's right: Katie Holmes is going topless on the beach, but it's not just for an all-over tan on her holidays - she's the face of a new jewellery collection. And she looks so hot!

Katie discovers her bikini is really impractical for diving in

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She's the new face of H.Stern's Iris collection in the US, so employed the always-trusty 'arm bra' move in the ad to make sure nobody even looked at the jewellery. We cannot get over the fact she's 34 and looks this hot.

Tom Cruise must be gutted, seeing these pictures. Last week, Tom's mate Adam Shankman (he directed Rock Of Ages) said that the actor was actually really happy, no, he's fine, everything's fine. "

Be careful in that sand, Katie, it gets into all kinds of gritty places

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"They are incredibly happy," Adam said. "I've just been emailing with [Tom]. He's coming back [to the US]. He's shooting [All You Need Is Kill] in London and seems as happy as a clam. I know he sees his daughter."

And Katie's just fine too, according to chatty old Adam. "Katie seems really happy," he adds. So, er, everyone's happy right?

There is jewellery in this ad, promise. You have to look carefully

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GQ recently named Katie's topless scene in The Gift (yes, a film from 2000, 13 years ago) the 'sexiest scene of the 21st century' which seems a bit premature - surely a sexier scene will be made in the next 100 years?

Hang on! It's just an excuse to look at Joey Potter, topless, isn't it? Ugh, we can't believe GQ almost tricked us into that!

We're not falling for your tricks, but here's a load of pictures of Tamara Ecclestone in a bikini anyway.