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Tom Cruise, Mark Wahlberg And Christopher Meloni Satisfy Your Thirst For Hunks

May 7th, 2012 | 7:20 pm

by Halle Kiefer

Tom Cruises Poses for W Magazine

Your work day is over: time to kick back, relax and enjoy a piping hot bowls of hunks. Hunks like Tom Cruise, Mark Wahlberg and Christopher Meloni, to be exact. Now, clearly all these hunks deserve their own post, but to achieve critical hunk mass we fused them together into one super hunk post. Its sort of like the end of David Cronenbergs The Fly, but not gross and with more hunks! Man, now we wish Jeff Goldblum was in this hunk round-up. Maybe next time!

Tom Cruise posed for this months W Magazine while channeling his Rock of Ages character, hair metal singer Stacee Jaxx. Now, we know some of those abs have to be Photoshopped (please compare to Toms other shirtless Staceee Jaxx photo immediately. Immediately.) and of course those tattoos arent real and, yes, maybe something weird is going on in his brow area, but stillthe man is turning 50 this year and looks like he was carved out of well-moisturized granite. Even if it might make you uncomfortable to admit it, Tom Cruise is still a bonafied hunk. Accept him. Embrace him as you would any other hunk.

Mark Wahlberg Shirtless Filming Pain And Gain

Remember in the early 90s when Mark Wahlberg used to model underwear for a living? Now hes hanging out in Miami filming Michael Bays Pain and Gain and, well, basically modeling underwear for a living. If we knew what brand those were, wed buy some and keep them on us at all times in case we met a worthy hunk. We would tell you to say hello to your mother for him, but shes already seen these photos and she knows. She knows he says hello.

Christopher Meloni True Blood First Photo

And finally, Christopher Meloni is looking like such a supernatural blood-sucking hunk in the first photo of his new True Blood character Roman, debuting with the shows next season on June 10. Whats that in his hand? A bouquet of roses for you? No, its probably some horrible instrument for killing vampires, but it goes well with his suit sowell let it lie. Oh, and in case we forgot to mention


[Photo: Splash News Online/ W Magazine]

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