Tom Cruise sued, accused of likely impregnating Octo-Mom
An off-the-wall lawsuit was filed against Tom Cruise on July 5, 2012 in which a man is after $34 million in damages, as well as custody of the actors daughter, Suri Cruise.
Radar Online exclusively reported details of the outrageous case, which was filed in Delaware under the Whistleblower Protection Act. Slim Shady Holmes alleges that Tom is brainwashing Suri into believing in Scientology and that he saw Tom dancing in his underwear with John Travolta.
Slim Shady also claims that the Mission Impossible actor is on the prowl and could impregnate the Octo-Mom next.
The mis-spelling grammatically incorrect complaint also name drops several A-list celebs, including Katie Holmes, Matt Damon, Victoria Beckham and Jackie Chan.
Tom Cruise got a tattoo of Kat Von D on his inner thigh, the document reads. Cruise would indoctornate Suri Cruise with repeats of Dawson's CreekTom Cruise pretended he was the last samurai, attacked me, killer clowns from out space, and the Milky Way candy bar company and Mr. Goodbar was a witness.
According to a further report, the documents were mailed from the address of a Korean barbecue restaurant located in New York City.
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